You have been such a sweet little monster puppy lately. I have thoroughly enjoyed having you curled up practically on top of me every night. It was almost as if you could tell that I wasn't feeling well and you just wanted to comfort me.
All of that considered, I feel that I should offer you an apology since I yelled at you this morning. It wasn't your fault that you got sick... twice... in massive piles the size of your 35+ pound body. (By the way, someone please explain to me how an animal of his size can throw up SO FREAKIN MUCH.) Mama just can't handle the sight, smells, and everything else that came with dog vomit so early in the morning. And I am sorry that I left you outside in the cold while I dry heaved over the toilet.
Here is a suggestion, you can take it or leave it, how about try to chew your food instead of sucking it down like a Hoover, mmmkay?
xoxo,
Mama
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